Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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