So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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