Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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