that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
soo... how was my night?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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