Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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