can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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