So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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