I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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