that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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