Got a toothbrush?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
How does it feel to date your dad?
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