dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
