: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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