So drunk, too bad you don't want this
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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