Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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