WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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