and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
