Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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