Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Someone shit on the floor
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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