Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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