i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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