So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just pee around me
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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