Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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