I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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