Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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