yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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