As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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