Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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