her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Found the puke drawer
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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