New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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