I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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