return my video game
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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