he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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