Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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