I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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