You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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