Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize