At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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