Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Blood and glitter go together right?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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