You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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