like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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