Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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