i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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