Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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