I'm drive I can fine osifer
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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