Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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