My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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