I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Found the puke drawer
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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