If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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