No awkward lesbian experiences without me
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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