You work out of a Hotel?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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