I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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