hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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