My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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