Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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