Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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