My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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