i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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