I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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