Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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